The Chopper Compendium

Pork Fact #16:

People who eat pork are less likely to blow themselves up.

Jeep is planning a new model for 2024 called the Elizabeth Warren.

It's all white and thinks it's a Cherokee.

Why are cucumbers wrapped in Plastic?

So they can be eaten after use.

Guy walks into a bar, tells the bartender Gimme six shots of whiskey straight up" the barkeep pours six shots and the guy starts shooting them back one right after another. after the fourth one the barkeep says " a man drinking like that must be celebrating something" the man replies " I'm celebratin' my first blow job!" and slams down number five, to which the barkeep says " well hell hows about another one on the house?"

the guy looks at the bartender and a says " thanks but if six don't get the taste outta my mouth nothin' will"