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A Joke or Two...
- curt
- Long in the Tooth
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- SELF INTRODUCTION: hi everyone its me from the old bord hopeing to see everyone come here and all the newcomers . lets make this as good as the old one or even better . lookin foreward to seeing everyones projects continue and ill be continueing mine too
- Location: utica new york
Re: A Joke or Two...
ever notice when you hit somethin or someone with a hammer you feel instantly better
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- SELF INTRODUCTION: I was on the last board as bonustoolkit. I have changed that to my given name.
I started a project build there " File and Fit." I paln to continue that when I go back home in Dec. 2011. I first joined the board when Gary W had it in the year 2005. That was the time I really gained an interest in building chops. I have a long way to go, compared to some here.
- railroad bob
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- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
My kinda car, my kinda guy.
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- Posts: 804
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:43 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: I was on the last board as bonustoolkit. I have changed that to my given name.
I started a project build there " File and Fit." I paln to continue that when I go back home in Dec. 2011. I first joined the board when Gary W had it in the year 2005. That was the time I really gained an interest in building chops. I have a long way to go, compared to some here.
Re: Old Iron.
A lot of my friends are car guys and regularly wrench on beauties like this. I love it.
- railroad bob
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- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
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- Contributor
- Posts: 804
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:43 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: I was on the last board as bonustoolkit. I have changed that to my given name.
I started a project build there " File and Fit." I paln to continue that when I go back home in Dec. 2011. I first joined the board when Gary W had it in the year 2005. That was the time I really gained an interest in building chops. I have a long way to go, compared to some here.
- railroad bob
- Contributor
- Posts: 939
- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
- railroad bob
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- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
- railroad bob
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- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
- railroad bob
- Contributor
- Posts: 939
- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Rare Earth - Papa Was a Rolling Stone
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
- railroad bob
- Contributor
- Posts: 939
- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
- Maxthegardener
- Builder
- Posts: 384
- Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:28 am
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Name is Max living in scotland ,and building my first bike, Which is derived from a buellM2 Cyclone..Started with an engine and a Drop seat frame wich was made to my spec by a more experienced builder. would like to learn more about the skills and techniques required to build a frame so I value being a member here...Cheers Max
- Location: Angus, Scotland
Re: A Joke or Two...
nice one ....
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- SELF INTRODUCTION: I am an expat tennessee hillbilly and retired us navy engineer livin' in Scotland and I have a love of old cars , trucks, motorcycles and most any other machinery !
I dont know if I can think of enough to say to reach the two hundred charactor minimun set by the mods , but I will persevere - Location: Greenock Scotland
Re: A Joke or Two...
Two old hillbillys on the river bank were fishing and silent till one opened up to say "Fred , you know that wife of mine aint said a word to me fer nigh on to 2 months now !" "I think I might just have to divorce from her "
After few minuits his friend replied "I wouldn't be so quick there Bill , A woman what kin keep that quiet fer that long is kinda hard to find !"
After few minuits his friend replied "I wouldn't be so quick there Bill , A woman what kin keep that quiet fer that long is kinda hard to find !"
- railroad bob
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- Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:07 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: Hi Dan, thanks for your time and energy spent on this new board. I hope you will give me a waiver on the email account, I have used gmail so long I don't have a clue what my service provider account is.
I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
Best, Bob Davidson - Location: Alaska
Re: A Joke or Two...
Hill Top Truckstop is about 20 miles north of Fairbanks, on the way to Prudhoe Bay.
Many years ago I was a frequent customer.
I stopped by one day when it was pretty full of truckers, and sat on a stool at the end of the counter.
Trying to be sociable, I asked the bit guy next to me if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
He said I'm Polish, and Big John at the other end is Polish. You see the 300 pound guy at the table in the corner?
That's George, and he's Polish. Are you sure you want to tell it?
I said Oh, Hell no!!! There's no way I want to explain the punch line 3 times!
Many years ago I was a frequent customer.
I stopped by one day when it was pretty full of truckers, and sat on a stool at the end of the counter.
Trying to be sociable, I asked the bit guy next to me if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
He said I'm Polish, and Big John at the other end is Polish. You see the 300 pound guy at the table in the corner?
That's George, and he's Polish. Are you sure you want to tell it?
I said Oh, Hell no!!! There's no way I want to explain the punch line 3 times!
Alaska - Land of the Individual and Other Endangered Species
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
An Armed Society is a Polite Society,...
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
TANSTAAFL
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- Contributor
- Posts: 804
- Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:43 pm
- SELF INTRODUCTION: I was on the last board as bonustoolkit. I have changed that to my given name.
I started a project build there " File and Fit." I paln to continue that when I go back home in Dec. 2011. I first joined the board when Gary W had it in the year 2005. That was the time I really gained an interest in building chops. I have a long way to go, compared to some here.
Re: A Joke or Two...
You tiptoed out? 8^)railroad bob wrote: ↑Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:01 pm Hill Top Truckstop is about 20 miles north of Fairbanks, on the way to Prudhoe Bay.
Many years ago I was a frequent customer.
I stopped by one day when it was pretty full of truckers, and sat on a stool at the end of the counter.
Trying to be sociable, I asked the bit guy next to me if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
He said I'm Polish, and Big John at the other end is Polish. You see the 300 pound guy at the table in the corner?
That's George, and he's Polish. Are you sure you want to tell it?
I said Oh, Hell no!!! There's no way I want to explain the punch line 3 times!