explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
the Buffalo Theory
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
Think I'll have a drink to the Buffalo theory
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
think i killed off all the weakones and a few of the goodones
ever notice when you hit somethin or someone with a hammer you feel instantly better
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I just returned home from a 2 week trip in New Mexico, have a few good pix, can't wait to share my off-highway traveling. Got to put 1400 miles on the scoot.
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
Yeah, I thinned out my herd considerably too.
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
that is most definately a "guy" type of theory
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
Nope...I've found out over the years that women who drink on a date loose a lot of their brain cells by the end of the night.
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If it has two wheels---trike it.
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Re: the Buffalo Theory
i like the ones who loose clothes by the end of the night
ever notice when you hit somethin or someone with a hammer you feel instantly better